I challenge you up
A few months ago I lost my kitty of 8 years
He was my comfort and my best friend
My last wish for him would be this picture of him in a sweater to go viral

he will not be forgotten.
Make this motherfucker viral
My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns to me and I’m confused because she was just dressed? So I was like “did you just tell me to get up and go somewhere with you or did I dream that??????????” And she was like “…. no… I was thinking about waking you up in a few hours to ask if you wanted to go to the farmers market with me though…”
So like I had a dream she woke me up to go to the farmers market that was real enough for me to get up and get dressed only for her to tell me she had only thought about waking me up to go to the farmers market????
I was just like “yeah well you think too loud it woke me up” and went back to bed because like ??
It’s starting…
This reply is omenous and slightly terrifying
heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat
sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.
Breaking news: cat was fed 20 minutes ago by the last person to walk into the kitchen.
Cat claims fake mews.
We now have exclusive footage shot by our News At Nine chopper that confirms there’s literally still food in the cat’s bowl right now.







